If you think that life is bad, Refs decisions drive you mad

and Linesmen only make you curse and swear.

Just take a big deep breath, hold your cards close to your chest

And don't pull out what there's left of your hair.

Chorus

AND... ALWAYS LOOK ON THE LOUGHSIDE OF LIFE.

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE LOUGHSIDE OF LIFE

There's three minutes to go, the opposition's playin slow

you're one - nil down and running outta time.

You've used your final Sub, Of the green  you get no rub

But smile and everything will be just fine.

CHORUS

Life can be very mean, when you've got a Goal machine

                                                                           who seems to have his boots on the wrong feet.

                                                                           He can't control the ball or even pass or shoot at all

                                                                           Though when he does you know it will be sweet.

                                                                          CHORUS

                                                                  A match it can be fun, opposition on the run

and perseverance breaks through at the last,

The lads all get stuck in, it's a game we hafta win

we all go out together to kick ass.

CHORUS and repeat.